Klein Rule #20 - If you are over the age of say 21, you are not allowed to yell out the car window...'buy a car" to someone on a bike...and here are two ways it could bite you in the ass...
1) that mutha fuckka probably rides that fucking thing EVERY GOD DAMN day to and from work and will most likely have more stamina and energy and the leg strength to KICK YOUR FUCKING BALLS INTO YOUR STOMACH! because you most likely sit your lazy fat fucking ass on the couch and beat your wife/girlfriend/sister/cousin because she was caring for your fucking demon seed and didnt get your beer fast enough...
2) you drive a truck...with a bunch of stupid ass racing stickers and how you love pussy...very distintive...i ride a bike...you cant hear me when i happen to find your truck and etch in the side "I LUUUUUUUUUV COCK" into your paint...
Klein Rule #214 - STOP with the southern hospitality bullshit...i am southern and there is no such thing...
i have lived a lot of places...north, south, and east.....and i have been west many times...and there are no BIGGER fuck off assholes than southern fucks...at least in new york and boston i expected it...and they were at least funny about being a dick...
i seriously fucking hate the south...with my entire black little heart...
2 comments:
this is spot on sir.
and ditto on the south.
Klein!!!
How am I supposed to live my internet life through you if you don't post inane details of what is happening in your life.
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