ONE) if i have to hear one more actress/model say "im such a geek" as an excuse to prove your geekness imma slap a bitch with a ewok...either you are or you are not, both are fine life choices you do NOT have to tell me you are a geek, it will become apparent whilst i either engage you in conversation OR i will see your musings on twitter or some other such outlet...
Here i'll give you a test miss geek two thousand and eleven, Have you ever at anytime EVER switched to doggy style sex OR stopped giving head so that you can watch your favorite scene from a movie...GUESS WHAT? you're a geek...and being so you don't have fucking announce it in every magazine article someone writes about you...The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads... we can smell our own and don't need to be told that you are one of us...
TWO) wait a minute im still fuming from the last one...OH YEAH i remember! ok can everybody PLEASE put away your quote books now, i do not need to know every god damn thing the dali lama ever said, nor do i give a fuck, because bin laden took one in the brainpan. Your friends and family and everybody you are connected to on social media does not need to be deluged with quotes and funny yet wise quips from your iphone app...besides the lama is an asshole...don't believe me? first watch the Pen and tellers bullshit season 3 episode 5...THEN do what i did and then do a little more research on there claims, guess what your gonna find out...all these fantastic bits of wisdom people have been spewing forth our entire lives have come from self serving, holier than thou jackasses...here i'll give you one more quote from another jackass i know...Don't be an asshole to other people...that one's from me, you're welcome...
okay, we good? good...*lights cigarette*
